I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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