Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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