ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
