i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
this hospital has no fireball
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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