I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Never let your siblings swipe right.
FUCK WHALES
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