Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am available for nakedness
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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