So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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