I like my sex mixed with concussions.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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