You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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