is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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