i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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