I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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