Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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