Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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