this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
