think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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