I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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