3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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