the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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