Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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