If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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