what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
