Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My vagina just recognized that song.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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