Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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