she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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