so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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