I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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