If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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