You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i need an iv and a liver transplant
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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