So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
