He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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