I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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