I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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