I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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