I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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