Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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