windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
operation have a gay friend backfired
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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