their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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