So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
now i know why i became what i already was.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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