just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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