No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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