Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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