fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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