Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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