I will die if light touches me.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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