Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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