one might say we're banned from that church
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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