Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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