I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize