this boner is exhausting
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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