he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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