Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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