she looked like the before picture.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
