windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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