This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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